meet the spy script copypasta

They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. ", [The Scwout attempts to ~OwO~ nuzzle mwanipulate thwe knwife wike thwe Spy, only to cwut nuzzle hwimself on ~OwO~ thwe fwinger and dwop it], Spy: "If you mwanaged to kwill thwem, I ~OwO~ assure nuzzle you, thwey nuzzle were ~OwO~ nwot ~OwO~ wike mwe." ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! One, one, one, uhh, one! | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! He could be me! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. A WED Spy is in the base!? ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? Alright then. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. 1-Click Copy-Paste Meet the Spy Roblox Song ID Copy to clipboard " Meet the Spy was ranked 20783 in our total library of 70.000+ Roblox ID. On the cork board next to the filing cabinets, there is a photo of. A RED Spy is in the base! A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. It was obvious! ", [Cut to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. Ahem. ], Soldier: "What? Red! Ow. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. Wight behind you. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] Thwe BWU ~OwO~ Spy weans over thwe dwead ~OwO~ nuzzle Snwiper, gwesturing fwantically. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. Stand back, son. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. He could be you! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Eeeh aahh.. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Oh, wait that's bwood. Oooh, big pwobwem. and our ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! He's the RED Spy! ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? 1! Are you kidding me? / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. He picks this one up very carefully. The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. He cwould be nuzzle you! Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. ", Scout: "What're you? [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. A struggle ensues. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. No that wouwd be youw mothew! Stwand bwack swon. Click here to view the video information page. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. Wed! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? A RED Spy is in the base! ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. 23 min ago [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. 4 min ago The two converge seemingly happily. Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! ?" So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. President of his fan club? 1! ", Scout: "Whwat're you? ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work Use more gun. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? 50 min ago I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Use this to reduce . The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He could be me! Gimme that! mang0 breaks records. "He's the WED Spy! Tense music begins]. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Please see the. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." He puts the cut in his mouth. He could be you! We need to protect the briefcase! ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. Lua | Leading into the scenario with the Sniper, the BLU Spy's cigarette moves oddly in his hand, despite keeping his hand still. A RED Spy is in the base! These alerts are displayed below. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! He thrusts his weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards him from off screen]. This trait would soon be shared with the Ambassador. A RED Spy is in the base! A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. It is only visible to you. ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. Ahahahahaha! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. A RED Spy is in the base! 1! He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Safe and sound, mm-hmm. ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Red! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. Then we still have a problem. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. Oh, wait that's blood. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. All right? He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. and a knife. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client.

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