She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 years old. To John's dismay, he responds, "Why are you so happy getting sex only once a year?". He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. ""That's weird," answers the second man. asks the doctor? I said that it had to be the most intelligent cat ever. Second Lady: A condom. My buddy got arrested on drug charges and because it was his first offense, he thought he would get off lightly, but it turned out his lawyer was one of the worst in the state and ended up botching his case, so instead of getting a short term, he ended up getting 40 years without parole!! Long or . "A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right. "A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". ", Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" "30 minutes later he's back in line at the ATM. #1 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. First Lady:Whats that? "What do you mean?" Wanna take the joke a little far? Second Lady : You can get them at any drugstore. //
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